Monthly Archives: February 2026

Yep, it took me forever to do it, but I finally committed myself to push through Sapienza’s stunning beauty to play the rest of Hitman, and let me tell you—

“Hold up!” you shout with understandable annoyance. “Where the hell have you been since July?”

Well, see imaginary reader, every month that we were supposed to get my new gaming PC, something came up and the money had to go elsewhere. The vet, paying for a new heater, the TV died, whatever. My work computer was already unable to play most newer games besides indie pixel games, so I just kind of locked in on playing the stuff I’ve already reviewed. I played every Dark Souls, all three Borderlands and Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands, and Skyrim with multiple builds. But, in December, I finally got my new gaming box (it really is a tiny box that fits neatly under the new TV, and by the by, gaming on a 50 inch TV is so, so nice) which meant I could finally play Elden Ring. And yes, I will have a review on that, too. But in between rounds of Elden Ring, I also decided to download and restart Hitman to see everything it had to offer.

Let me tell you, that is one hell of a game. I can’t quite call it perfect, but it certainly kept me enthralled for the better part of two weeks. Even after I finished it, I felt like I needed time to distill all my thoughts on it. But before I even get to that, I should answer the main question: was it so good that I want more? And the answer is, yes, I will be getting Hitman: World of Assassination in March because I really want to see what other sets they put together for Hitman 2 and 3. Continue reading →