2012, and kaboom, I totally blowed up my old About Me page. The prophesies were twue. Anywho, I wanted to go with something shorter, something that sums up all of me without giving you the life story.
So, I am a bisexual transsexual with bigender tendencies. I am a former inhabitant of Texas, but moved to Italy to get married in a palace and haunt the same places that Hemingway did. (I’ve also been to see Dante’s crypt. Very humbling.) I used to be under the delusion that I was a writer of some talent, but have been abused out of such notions and no longer bother with publishing my stuff in any meaningful way. On occasion, I do still write as a hobby, but I no longer promote my work or my blog.
If you get curious about my writing and want to look over my catalog, you can find my books at Smashwords, Amazon, or Lulu. I mostly write about queers and perverts, and future projects will mostly be about molested kids or perverts. Why? “Write what you know.” No, I’m not really promoting the youts to get together for orgies. Yes, it’s been implied before. No, it’s not true.
Aside from blogging and writing hack crap, my other hobbies include reading fiction in multiple genres, listening to music, playing games, assembling jigsaw puzzles, gardening, practicing guitar, and collecting anime. I am a proud nerd who can discuss X-men comics with passion before shifting over to Star Trek debates about who the best captain is. I’ve been a Magic player, a former RPG nerd, and consider two of the biggest highlights of my life making a public access comedy show similar to Monty Python and briefly being a commissioner for a small Austin wrestling federation. Since I used to be a PC tech, obviously schematics and charts gets me all hot and bothered too. Basically, no matter which dialect of nerd you speak, odds are I can follow along with genuine interest.
I am thick-headed and opinionated. I’m a survivor of physical and sexual abuse, and I’ve successfully navigated gender transition. I’m a world traveler, a foodie, and a pothead. I don’t have a political party and think politicians are the worst disease this planet has.
What else? Oh, right; I’m crazy. Proceed with caution, and at your own risk.
Thou hast been warned.