“Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.”
Jamie Eyberg started this chain by tagging Cate, and then she tagged Jodi. Then Jodi tagged me and here we are.
Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?
My 2,000 illegitimate children.
Envy: What do your coworkers wish they had which is yours?
My coworkers wish they had my schedule.
Gluttony: What did you eat last night?
Two large supreme pizzas, a pitcher of stout, and a half a strawberry cheesecake.
Lust: What really lights your fire?
Gymnastics floor exercises.
Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?
When the price of my favorite sex lubricant went up.
Greed: Name something you keep from others.
My boogers. They’re mine! Do you hear? MINE! NOM NOM NOM.
Sloth: What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?
... I write dark fiction in a variety of genres. My blog contains my rants and rambles, and some short fiction that can only be found here.
I can be pretty fucking offensive, so viewer discretion is advised.
Ice tea escaped through my nose. Thanks, Zoe…LOL!
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Ha! I’ve been getting a lot of people to snort beverages this week. Truly, my purpose in life has been found. ^_^