On the first day of Christmas my true fans gave to me An email full of praise for me On the second day of Christmas my true fans gave to me Two interviews And an email full of praise for … Continue reading
…as outlined in previous posts, but my latest efforts to phone Microsoft’s local tech support via their 800 number still got nothing. So I got on Twitter and asked @XboxSupport if there was some way that I could just email … Continue reading
Hairies: Werewolves, werebears, and wereweasels will all need to look over your shoulder, as the full moon can only mean one thing…sex-crazed sasquatches. Also good right about tonight? Chastity belts. Good luck, and we hope the stars are lying about … Continue reading
So yes, I finally made it through the Smashwords queue, and now you can pick up updated ebook copies of Job Interview With a Vampire for $1.99. As with all free archived books, I fixed some typos. BUT, I also … Continue reading
So, my birthday is coming up in 10 days, and hubby is asking what I want. For the last three birthdays, I have taken money as a gift, and turned around to buy a cover for one of my books. … Continue reading
Hey, let me tell you people something! Something! And, let me say another thing: Another thing. Friends and foes, lend me your rears! No? Fine! Then I stand before you because you don’t trust me to stand behind you! I … Continue reading
Meh. Like I should fuckin’ disclose which books I get for free. Hell, most of the books I did get free, I turned around and bought copies to help support the writer. As it is I would have thought it’s a given who sends free shit. I’m a cranky nobody whining on the internet, so obviously, big guys like Harper Collins and Quercus aren’t kissing my ass and saying “Oh, Miss Whitten, your shit tastes like mint candy-flavored shit! Please, won’t you give this Stephen King novel a great review? You know he’s so small and pathatic in sales that he needs your amazing wit to help sell him to these moronic masses.” Continue reading
No, it’s better if you simply respond by posting the negative review, admitting that bad reviews happen, and then beginning this simple 12 step program to deal with your anger at being reviewed by someone with little class and even less artistic appreciation. Continue reading
No, that wasn’t a real horoscope. This was a social experiment only. =^P (You’d get this joke if you were on Twitter.)
But the real secret is, hubby didn’t start off great. He was good, but to make him great, I had to resort to torture.
Yes, I know, it’s an evil word and an even more evil deed. But you know what? Used in the right amounts, it can work wonders on men. Of course, torture tends to make men bitter and hateful too. So, how to counteract this? Continue reading
I am a bisexual transsexual with bigender tendencies. I'm a former resident of Texas, but now live in Milan with my husband. I write in a variety of genres and have self-published ebooks through my online store and on Amazon, and I use Lulu for some print titles.
I rant here in my journal, or I mix things up with the occasional book or album review. If you come here looking for an argument, expect me to ignore you. If you come here looking for an opinion, I've got plenty of those, and I love to share. I can fairly be considered highly fucking offensive.
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