Monthly Archives: October 2009

A review for Haunting Sins…

Becky, AKA: Shutsumon wrote up a review of Haunting Sins, with an overall score of 3.5 out of 5, and a fair warning about the adult content. She wrote: I liked this novella a lot. It’s wonderfully creepy and atmospheric … Continue reading

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Of labwork and narrators…

Just as with last year, and the year before, my goal is to live up to the label of experimental writer by really experimenting with all facets of the story. I’ve tinkered with the underlying formulas, and I’ve tried to handle both omniscient and POV pure third-person perspectives. I’ve done first person perspective several times now, and I’m ready to tinker with the narrator just to see if I can alter the method of delivery. Continue reading

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NaNoWriMo, or, What? Me, worry?

By all means, enter NaNoWriMo and try something new and exciting. Experiment and be bold with your use of literary clichés. And if you come to December and find that you want to write another, better story, do that too. If you keep writing more and more, eventually, your stories won’t all suck ass.
And before you ask, yes, everything I wrote before 2006 sucked ass. That’s why I didn’t start self-publishing stuff right away. Because I love you people, and I refuse to torture you with shit fiction wrapped in a shit cover. So please, have a little love for your fellow man, and bury your shit until you’re ready to write a real novel, something around 80,000 words. Continue reading

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Looks like I’ll be leaving Amazon soon…

Without my permission, Amazon jacked up the prices of my books, BUT only to everyone outside the US. Why? Amazon is claiming “higher operating costs” and VAT are to blame. That’s bullshit. Why does an electronic store have higher operating costs for sending a digital product to a foreign buyer? And VAT is not so fucking high that you can justify a price increase from 0.49 cents to $2.43. Continue reading

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DEAR FTC…your name means Fuck Those Chatterboxes

Meh. Like I should fuckin’ disclose which books I get for free. Hell, most of the books I did get free, I turned around and bought copies to help support the writer. As it is I would have thought it’s a given who sends free shit. I’m a cranky nobody whining on the internet, so obviously, big guys like Harper Collins and Quercus aren’t kissing my ass and saying “Oh, Miss Whitten, your shit tastes like mint candy-flavored shit! Please, won’t you give this Stephen King novel a great review? You know he’s so small and pathatic in sales that he needs your amazing wit to help sell him to these moronic masses.” Continue reading

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