I saw a Facebook quiz, Would Megan Fox Date You? Carlton Mellick III took the test and found out that yes, Megan Fox would date him. So some guys are on the same post saying stuff like “meh, she’s not my type.”
WHATEVER. Guys, if a woman is nude and doesn’t make you vomit, you’d bone her. You know you would, so if Megan Fox showed up asking to go out for a night on the town, you know you’d be going.
I certainly would, and after the date, I’d be trying to get a kiss. I’m slipping her the tongue for sure. If she doesn’t balk at that, then we’re heading inside to work up some carpet burns and exchange O faces.
But then again, I’m a total horn-dog, and I’d fuck Amy Winehouse after those rave pictures. With a strap-on, in the ass. In the den, with Col. Mustard.
I’m glad we cleared that up.
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With Col. Mustard? What about Miss Scarlet?
Miss Scarlet is teh hawt.
Miss Scarlet is sooo hot that…flames–white hot flames…
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( I loved Clue the movie. Can you tell?
Whoops, I quoted Miss White, didn’t I? D’oh!
If Megan showed up here, I’d offer her tea on the veranda … I’m, uh, pretty lame nowadays …
LOL! You reminded me of this one friend’s signature: “We’re having hot lesbian sex. And by lesbian sex, I mean tea. But it is still hot.”