Monthly Archives: May 2009

My Win-Win Afterlife Policy

I don’t really know who’s right or wrong, but if we have to deal with any afterlife besides reincarnation, there is a chance that there’s something to the line “Judge not lest ye be judged seven times over.” Now for me, this is a warning to people not to wish that everyone you dislike burns in hell, because then you will too. But the fire will either last seven times longer, or if you wised for an eternity of burning, the fire will be seven times hotter, multiplied by the number of people you wished would burn in hell. Continue reading →

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On the Complicated Topic of Love…

Love for me is very much a rose. The love I have now with my husband is often the flower. It’s beautiful and complex, and it inspires a wide range of related emotions. But every past love is a thorn that nicks my heart late at night when sleep won’t come and I can’t turn my brain off. The thorns are needles of regret for every dumb comment I ever made, for every crazy thing I did. Continue reading →

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Book Review: The Double-D Avenger

Released through Skullvines Press, this comedy of Double-D proportions, Chastity Knott is a woman who runs the most successful pub in town. But after a breast exam reveals that she has cancer, she closes up shop to travel to South America in search of an erotic cousin of the banana that has magical healing properties. But that’s not all it does, as Chastity soon learns that she has superpowers thanks to the Crockazilla plant. Continue reading →

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Explosive

Then she began to come to her senses, and she huffed for air as she surveyed the room. Not a poltergeist, nor some passing tornado. No, just her rage, provoked and set loose without a specific target. Continue reading →

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Thoughts on Blind Rage…

We’re not far from the end of Zombie Punter, so it’s time to start whetting your appetite for  the next online story, Blind Rage. We’re returning to the Mystical World Wars series for a look at the creation of the … Continue reading →

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