I’ve decided that I’ve had it up to here with so-called “traditional publishers,” and from now on, I’m going to blaze a trail right up to the gates of those evil poopy-head publishers. I’m going to burn the industry down with my sheer brilliance and adamant refusal to embrace mainstream values, like grammar.
Yes, it’s true that I’ve tried in the past to be nice to editors, and to publishers, but what has that got me? A few bits of faint praise, and lots of advice. But has anyone really given me anything. I mean, really? No! They needs to be handing out contracts, and some six figure advances. They need to be signing me up to go on speaking tours. So more people can appreciate how very smart I am.
I’m a trailbalzer, baby, and this, is April first.
Tune in next time, when I recover my senses. Here’s a free preview:
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I am a bisexual transsexual with bigender tendencies. I'm a former resident of Texas, but now live in Milan with my husband. I write in a variety of genres and have self-published ebooks through my 
You should know the system. It is all a matter of prestige. Unless you have a education from Harvard or some other Liberal Arts think tank you barely scratch the surface meaningful writing, as you know many other people are trying to get published as the book buying population is watching video. Then there are all those PHD candidates who are writing who can not get published either. Even comic books are hard to break into.
Hi, Lisa. Good to have you here, but you might want to check the date on this post. I was being facetious, in celebration of the rather silly holiday.