I’ve decided that I’ve had it up to here with so-called “traditional publishers,” and from now on, I’m going to blaze a trail right up to the gates of those evil poopy-head publishers. I’m going to burn the industry down with my sheer brilliance and adamant refusal to embrace mainstream values, like grammar.
Yes, it’s true that I’ve tried in the past to be nice to editors, and to publishers, but what has that got me? A few bits of faint praise, and lots of advice. But has anyone really given me anything. I mean, really? No! They needs to be handing out contracts, and some six figure advances. They need to be signing me up to go on speaking tours. So more people can appreciate how very smart I am.
I’m a trailbalzer, baby, and this, is April first.
Tune in next time, when I recover my senses. Here’s a free preview:
I wrote what? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!